Ok seriously, at this point, I have no idea what is going on with my body! 4 days ago my voice up and left, and then it came back, only to return with it some disgusting coughing, phleming, thing in both my nose and throat. WAY TMI... I get it! Not to mention every morning this week I have woken up at 5am, to do some major cleaning and re-arrange rooms, awaiting Brady's arrival.
Is this nesting or what? I have no idea what is going on?
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Gifts. What can I say about gifts. I love getting them, giving them and especiallly getting them for Baby!! But as I was going through these little gems, I realized we got the weirdest gift! When I opened it, I thought it was normal. It was a book "Duck for President" and then I looked further. Inside this bag was a "Weepublican" bib, a "Babies for Obama" bib and a "Hillary for President" bib. Now, I get that you want to be safe (politically speaking) but really? A bib for your favorite president? Hmmm...What is the weirdest gift you've ever gotten?
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And here is the last thing. Toilet Paper. Last week, with no voice, I headed to the grocery store, only to realize (while walking) my Braxton Hicks started again. I moved quickly through the isles to retreive what was needed, and finally ended on the paper isle. I search for select-a-size paper towels (a truly brillaint invention) and then for toilet paper. Now, CLEARLY on the select-a-size paper towels they have it labeled, but for some reason, the toilet paper didn't tell me 2ply or 1? I search on, and realize, I need to sit ASAP (Braxton Hicks are painful little things!) I grab a bag and head to the counter. When I get home, always having to pee, being that I am 8 months pregnant, I grab my new toilet paper, and head to the restroom. Only to open the stuff and realize I have somehow grabbed 1ply paper and that it feels like elementary school paper towels. Remember that brown nasty stuff that (I swear) would tear your hands up if you used too much in one day. Now... I had to put this stuff on my ass! I mean seriously, they should warn you about these things in advance!! I actually ran upstairs, pants still at my ankles, to used the nice 2ply in the upstairs restrooom!
Why is it that 1 ply is so much worse than 2 ply?
And if anyone who works in a toilet paper company is reading this.... please inform the higher ups, that us pregnant woman who have no time, would like a quick, easy to read bag! Preferrably one that says 2 ply!!
KTHX! That was my randmoness for Tuesday. I am sure it was TMI!
5 comments:
random, but hilarious. sucks about the whole cold thing... can't be fun. drink warm stuff to help get it out of ya. always helps me.
im not getting the whole presidential baby gifts thing. i mean, i'm all for getting younger people out to vote, but this... seems a little premature, don't ya think? all i keep thinking is like.. what if you put a bib like that on brady in a restaurant, and it started a politcal debate right there? oh god.
there's one thing i'll splurge on without fail and it's TP. haha. now you know why. :o)
xo
Ugh, nothing worse than 1-ply TP! I bought some by accident recently and the hubby was like, "What state institution did you steal that awful toilet paper from?"
I agree completely. 1 ply TP is not usable! It's way too stift and scratchy. Also, the "select-a-size" paper towels are the best invention ever!
I don't think you could be ANY cuter!!!!
LoL, that thing about the toilet paper is hilarious!! You poor thing. hahaha
The gifts thing - so random!!
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