Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Some Ranting...

A) Does anyone watch America's Got Talent? Seriously, is David Hasslehoff like Paula Abdul with a penis or what? I mean he says the dumbest stuff!

*I am putting a disclaimer for the rest of this post for all the lovely men that read the blog (dad, Uncle R ;-)

B) I am taking this Fenugreek to produce more milk and what they don't tell you is that you end up being a walking waffle. I swear, slap some butter on me and pop my ass in the toaster. Every damn part of you oozes maple syrup! Geesh!

C) I broke my toe the other day on my baby bro's ripstik. Idiot me!

D) Yesterday was B's first day in daycare. I cried the entire way to my new job. Then, I spent an hour in traffic and when I got home, my little man was fast asleep and I didnt' get to schnuggle until 11 pm. Today, I have to do it again. Ugh. Break my freaking heart!

And this awesome, friendly, post is brought to you by my dear Aunt Flo who has yet to grace to me with her presence, but decided to drop her kids - pissy mood, sheer exhaustion and crampy - off to play befor the aunt comes to play :)

6 comments:

missy said...

You're so silly! I'm sorry you broke your toe.....no fun! I fell at work last night, just call me Miss Grace. I've got a goose egg the size of a grapefruit. Give Mr B a kiss for me......I miss you both!

Sarah said...

awww I am so sorry you had to drop B off at daycare :( I am sad for you.

Katelin said...

aw i can't even imagine how hard it is for you to drop him off. but you can do it i have faith :)

and i love how you ended the post, haha. crackin me up.

Kelli said...

Yikes- I hate those days! I'm already dreading dropping off my sweet baby at daycare... and it's one of my closest friends watching her and it's two months away! I'm sorry momma :( I hope tomorrow is a brighter day!

HM said...

You broke your toe? Ha! I mean it's not funny but man out of all the things right? Fenugreek? What the heck is that? Does it work...besides the whole oozing maple syrup thing? I bet you smell sweet :)

HM said...

Oh and David Hasslehoff is so not as cool as he thinks he is!