Friday, November 21, 2008

The Hottest new "drug" around!




Do you have feelings of inadequacy?





Do you suffer from shyness?





Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?





If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.



Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.





Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.





You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.





Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.





Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.





However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.





Side effects may include: Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration Erotic lustfulness Loss of motor control Loss of clothing Loss of money Loss of virginity Table dancing Headache Dehydration Dry mouth And a desire to sing Karaoke





WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.





ANOTHER WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.





OKAY, ANOTHER WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.





SERIOUSLY THIS IS THE FINAL WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spittingJ.

6 comments:

Michelle said...

Oh this is from that email Lindsay sent, I love it! Wish I could have a few right about now!

Jessica said...

Hahahah, I sure do love margaritas! Yum.

~Allison~ said...

HAHAHA!!! Cute!! :)

feetfloorgo said...

Ahhh the warnings about the side effects are all so true. Also, may cause you to shout 'I LOVE THIS SONG' about every single song that is played. That picture just makes it all so appealing...

HM said...

Oh how I love that new drug!

Maris said...

I hope Pfizefr or AstraZeneca catches on to this...you could make millions! :)