Can Cheese put you in a Coma?

I guess if you are lactose intollerant and you decide to eat cheese and cream with every meal it may be possible.

Don't get me wrong folks, I LOVE NY! I love the food, the smells, the people... of course the people. But OH. MY. GOD. the food! Oi vey IS it good.

Every place we go, they have cheese, pepperoni, procutto, cream cake, crumb cake and of course coffee with real milk or cream. Mmmmm.

However, today, I am literally exhausted and my face feels like it is puffing.

Yes, you read that correctly, I am a lactose intollerant Italian. Isn't that sacreligious? I swear, what sick person thought that it would be a good idea to make a person a nationality that they celebrate cheese holiday, lactose intollerant? That is just plain mean.

Normally, I am a soy based girl, but this week it has been nothing but coffee with cream, cakes and cheesy goodness.

I am sad to go, but at least tomorrow when I board the plane, people may think I am Angelina Jolie and want to take Paparazzie pictures. Unless they put me on the cover of National Enquire because they thought I was a fat Alyssa Milano. Oh God.

I need to stop now, I feel like some cream cake :)